February 2012
aimmyarrowshigh:
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
“I’ve never wanted to look like a model on the covers of magazines. I represent...”
– Singer ADELE, staying classy in spite of fashion guru douchebag Karl Lagerfeld and his apologists. (via inothernews)
